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==Simulated Battle==
 
==Simulated Battle==
   
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The battle starts with an Aztec Jaguar and Zande Warrior each making their way to the top of rocky hills. The Aztec Jaguar sets his Maquahuital by a rock, and then climbs to the top of the hill. The two warriors eye each other, waiting I AM FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF GAYe Aztec Jaguar quickly reacts by slashing across the Zande's hip with his Tecpatl knife. The Zande Warrior falls to the ground and begins rolling down the hill. The Aztec Jaguar picks up his Maquahuitl and begins chasing the Zande Warrior, who is now back on his feet. The Zande Warrior rushes back to the top of his hill and runs back to the Makrigga Spear he put down earlier. The Aztec Warrior catches up and prepares to swing his Maquahuitl, but the Zande Warrior q
 
 
uickly turns around and thrusts the spear into the Jaguar's stomach. The Aztec stops in his tracks and begins spitting blood from his mouth. The Zande pulls out the spear, yanking out a chunk of the Aztec's organs. The Aztec falls back and off the hill, dropping into the field below. The Zande Warrior pumps his fists into the air, yelling in victory.
 
   
 
==Notes==
 
==Notes==

Revision as of 02:53, 28 February 2013

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"We Zandes kill. We don't have time to take you back to camp. That's not our purpose when we go into battle. Our purpose is to take you out."

- Gordon Jock, Zande weapons expert.


The Zande Warrior: ferocious barbarian of Central Africa.

Vs...

the Aztec Jaguar, swift moving slayer of the ancient Mexican empire.

WHO IS DEADLIEST?!

Stats

  • Year - 1820
  • Height - 5' 9"
  • Weight - 170 lbs
  • Armor - Wicker Shield
  • Symbol - Kpinga (Signature Weapon)

History The Zande people are a tribe of Ethiopia, mostly in present day Sudan and the Democratic Republic of the Congo. The word Azande literally means "the people who possess much land", a reference to their history as conquering warriors. They were renowned for their military prowess, using deadly Iron Age weapons and psychological warfare to great effect on raids to gain new resources. For psychological warfare, the Zande sharpened their teeth to appear to be cannibals to the enemy. The Zande were against slave trade and are known for their efforts against slave traders. They still exist today, still using the ancient weapons of their ancient tribes.

Weapons and Armor

Close-Range Makraka 91
Mid-Range Makrigga 289
Long-Range Kpinga 127
Special Weapons Botto & Pima 45

The Zande wore no armor, relying solely on the wicker kube shield for defense.

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Close Range: Makraka, Zande Fighting Knife

Mid Range: Light Makrigga, Heavy Makrigga

Long Range: Kpinga, Botto & Pima

Special Weapons: Zande Sword

Armor: Zande Battle Wear, Ceremonial Headdress

Brutal Finisher: The Zande slashes 2 times at his opponent, then his opponent tries to run away, but the Zande throw his Makraka at his opponent's leg left as the Zande ready for his Makrigga as his opponent begs for mercy and stab his opponent brutally in the stomach and yanks out some organs as his opponent falls dead, then the Zande yells "Naim, Naim!" in victory.

Simulated Battle

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